Speed6 made a cute friend at work...

"04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches." (04sneaky) 07/03/2014 at 18:18 • Filed to: None

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I think the 'ole girl may have turned lesbian. Look at her....just blatantly staring at DAT ASS. Tasteful.

Kat Callahan > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 07/03/2014 at 18:41

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Lesbians do it better. Just sayin'. Now, if you catch her in a garage with a Subaru, you'll know what's up.

Viggen > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 07/03/2014 at 19:34

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Well yeah but with an ass like that, can you blame your car?

Manuél Ferrari > Viggen 07/03/2014 at 19:43

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It's a little bony for my tastes but I can still appreciate it (us 911 guys like big fat asses)

Viggen > Manuél Ferrari 07/03/2014 at 19:49

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Oh trust me, my favorite is the 997 GT3's.

Manuél Ferrari > Viggen 07/03/2014 at 19:52

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you remind me how much i hate myself :(

i got a one year old 997.2 C2 in 2011

i should have got a 997.1 GT3

it might not have cost that much more then, but since then prices seem to have gone up

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Viggen 07/03/2014 at 20:01

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Ohh definitely not. I mean 9 hours of sitting there, with temptation right in front of you. Hell I'd start having thoughts of infidelity too.

I worry its so hot out that she might get a heat stroke sitting there hot and bothered all day.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Manuél Ferrari 07/03/2014 at 20:03

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We all make mistakes. At least you can take pride knowing that you've owned a 911 in some form.

Just not a GT3. ;)

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Kat Callahan 07/03/2014 at 20:05

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I always assumed Subies were of the lesbian variety. They at least sound like they've had testosterone injections before.

Kat Callahan > 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. 07/03/2014 at 20:18

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Wow way to ruin the joke. I am disappointed. :( About to get TL;DR on you. :3

1) Testosterone levels affecting sexual orientation has been debunked, lesbian women are no more likely to have higher testosterone levels than straight women, the exception being lesbian trans women who may not yet have lowered their testosterone levels with blockers and estrogen. But after hormone replacement therapy, sexual orientation can change, but it usually doesn't. My own theory is that it doesn't actually change, but rather transition itself lowers mentally internalised inhibitions related to compulsory heterosexuality and allows for a greater internal exploration of what one's true orientation already was.

2) The Subaru reference sort of comes from a series of stereotypes. Subaru is the Japanese name for the Constellation of the Seven Sisters. The Seven Sisters is also a name for the most prestigious women's colleges in the United States. There's an old stereotype (not altogether a false one) that many lesbian women intentionally go to these schools, or many women experiment and find their orientation while at these schools. Hence, Lesbaru. :3

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Kat Callahan 07/03/2014 at 21:40

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No TL;DR here, but I do apologize now ruining the joke. Always down to learn something new, and I definitely just got schooled! (no pun intended) :D

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Kat Callahan 07/03/2014 at 21:46

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I also agree with your views on hormones. I think the brain and body is quite the extraordinary feat of evolution and changing to fit its needs/wants. I have no actual experience or science to base off of, but my medical-enthused brain likes to give more credit to self-controlled change than externally-influenced change.